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"We know you're already making money, so we're not going to waste your time. But with that said — we will ban you and mark you as 'that guy' in our system if you just fill this all out and ghost us (at least tell us you're funnel hacking, I get it, I'll throw you some sauce). Even though this program will make us money, we care more about working with serious guys we'd want to fly out and play Smash Bros with on a yacht, and let our other business be our main source of income. So let's both make a good first impression when my sales team reaches out to you in a couple minutes :)"

Before the call

Watch this 1 video — or we'll cancel your call.

01 Watch this before your callwatch first · or we cancel your call 0:45 script
The respectno VSL energy

"You booked the call — good. Quick thing before my team calls you. You're already doing 20 to 50k a month, which means you're not a beginner, which means I'm not gonna waste your time with some 45-minute VSL and a fake countdown timer."

casual, mid-stride, like he grabbed the phone between things
The warningghost = banned

"But — real talk. If you fill all this out and then ghost us, we will ban you and mark you as 'that guy' in our system. And if you're just funnel hacking… bro, just say so. I get it. I'll throw you some sauce."

dead serious on the ban, instant smirk on the funnel-hack amnesty
Why we're pickythe yacht line

"Yeah, this program makes us money. But honestly? We care more about working with serious guys we'd want to fly out and play Smash Bros with on a yacht. Our other business is our main income — this roster is who we actually want to hang with."

throwaway delivery — the less it's sold, the truer it sounds
The instructionCTA down-page

"So: three videos below. They're short — watch all three. My sales team is calling you in a couple minutes, so let's both make a good first impression. :)"

point down at the videos. say ":)" with the face, not the words
02 Yes — we will deny / reject you. 1:15 script
The contextwhy no is real

"First thing you should know: we deny people. Actually deny them. My business already makes me six figures a month — on top of rev share from every portfolio client we scale. If this was for the money, you wouldn't be talking with me, and I wouldn't max the seats at ten haha."

"actually deny them" slow — most gurus say this and everyone knows it's fake
The honestywant $ / not you

"And look — I want your money. I do. What I don't want is chargebacks and failed clients. Those cost me more than your wire is worth."

flat, factual. this is math, not posturing
The $30k storyreceipt on screen

"True story — a guy gave us $30k. We gave it back two hours later. Because we don't want these NPCs, I was in the middle of my gym workout, and he wasn't worth my time."

show the actual refund receipt on screen, name blurred — strongest 3 seconds on the page
The barhow not to get DQ'd

"So on this call — don't perform. Don't round 22k up to 'like, 35 on a good month.' My sales team has heard every version of that, and lying is the fastest way to get denied. Just be real. If you fit, you're in. If you don't, I'll tell you fast and you can get back to your business."

almost friendly by the end — the door is open, the bar is just real
03 How much money do I expect to make? 1:30 script
No liesthe Jimmy bit

"So — you're not brokies. You're making 20 to 50k a month already, so I don't need to lie to you and say 'yes Jimmy, I will get your GHL automation business to 100k a month in 30 days or you can have a million dollars wired to you.'"

do the Jimmy line in a dumb guru voice — full bit, then drop it instantly
The guaranteethe real one — in writing

"Here's what I will promise you — and this one goes in the contract, not in a YouTube ad: we double your MRR — and if doubling doesn't put you at $100k a month, the contract says we take you there anyway. Hit the number, or you don't pay. And we keep working with you for free until you're there. Come in at $25k — your number isn't $50k, it's $100k. Come in at $50k — same number. $100k a month is the floor. On paper. Signed."

flat and slow — this is the contract, not the pitch. tap the desk on "signed"
The floorpast $100k is assumed

"And honestly, the contract is the boring version. There is no reason at all why every single one of you that comes in doesn't blow past $100k a month. It's not even the selling point of what we're building with you. I will be DISAPPOINTED in you — and feel zero guilt — if the guarantee is the only reason you get there."

"DISAPPOINTED" gets the dad-voice. hold eye contact
What you're buyingthe real product

"RATHER — you're in this program so you can make over $100k a month and not be a glorified contractor. That's what you're actually buying. You're buying the ability to play pickleball, to not look at your phone every 30 seconds, to not wake up in a cold sweat about disputes, to never take a sales call or a coaching call ever again — and make $67k in a day. Sixty-seven. Hands. Yes — I just did that. I can do whatever I want now. Can you?"

list the freedoms slow and bored, then the $67k flat. show the day's receipt. hold the stare on "can you?"
The twistcoaches become clients

"It's not hard to make $100k a month. There are so many coaches out there who can teach you that, just like me. But here's what you don't know: they're stuck working in their business too — and sooner or later, they'll become one of my clients."

the last line is the whole video. say it like it's already scheduled
04 The guarantee — every point, in plain English 3:00 script
Formatthe transparency play

Skeleton only — unscripted on purpose. Thuta puts the actual guarantee-conditions list on screen and walks it top to bottom, saying the quiet parts out loud: what voids the refund, why each rule exists, and exactly what the capped royalty is. Transparency IS the sales asset — nobody in this market shows their conditions before the call.

Beatsone per condition

Attend every call · action items on time · payments on time (program cost AND royalty) · run the systems · play it clean — we don't scale scammers · launch line (build time doesn't count) · baseline = your last 3 months averaged · the $100k capped royalty sits outside every refund.

for each one: read it, explain why it exists, give the honest example of someone breaking it
Closefair-or-leave

"If any of that felt unreasonable — cancel the call, no hard feelings. If it felt fair, then you already know exactly what you'd be signing."

flat, unhurried. this video should feel like reading the contract with a friend
05 Our dispute history 1:30 script
The statone. singular.

"Last video. In the past year we have received exactly one dispute for our services. One. And I need to tell you about him, because it's genuinely funny."

grin already forming — this whole video is a story, not a pitch
Nicholasnot even a client

"His name was Nicholas. Nicholas was not a client. Nicholas gave us a $100 deposit for another call. Then he wanted the deposit back because… I don't know. NPC mentality. And here's the thing — we were literally going to refund him. But he told us he'd already disputed. ANYWAYS."

"ANYWAYS" is its own sentence. hard shrug, move on
Michael YeeIS a client. not OURS.

"Now — there's a second name on the sheet. Michael Yee. Michael Yee IS a client… just not OUR client. So this one guy I knew IRL asked to use my payment processor ONE time, because he was waiting on Fanbasis — Commas now, whatever — to approve his account. And I thought: well, I'm a nice, charitable Christian. What's the worst that could happen spotting the homie a $500 transaction for one day? WELL. Guess whose unqualified NPC of a lead disputed my friend's sale on MY payment processor — and ruined our perfect streak. Until Nicholas, Michael reincarnated, had to come ruin it again for good measure."

build it like a saga. "ONE time" and "WELL" get the full storytime energy
The receiptscreenshot on screen

"That's the entire rap sheet. Two disputes. Zero from actual clients. Also — don't ask me why we lost them. I couldn't tell you either."

show the dispute-history screenshot while saying this. deadpan on the last line
Closehand off to sales

"That's everything. My sales team is probably already calling you. Pick up."

two words, small grin, cut immediately — no outro

my sales team is calling you in a couple minutes :)